There’s also an obligatory fight between the two leads when you know it’s just a 12-certificate equivalent of a homoerotic scene where the two men would get all ‘ Brokeback Mountain‘. Zzz… was this script written by an Eliza program? However, Winstone proves that, like with 2010’s Edge of Darkness and 2012’s The Sweeney, he’s not adverse to appearing in godawful remakes, and this one also has a poor script with a complete lack of humour and dull lines like “You’re saying I’m gonna die?”, replied to with “We’re all gonna die. Oh, and PC Danny Butterman from Hot Fuzz will be pleased there’s a repeat of Bodhi getting away, leaving Utah to scream and shoot into the sky. And, well, the one involving Utah jumping onto a moving cable car is slightly more realistic than Bond messing about on one in A View To A Kill back in 1985. There’s one decent stunt – the “riding a motorbike away from an avalanche” scene was quite amusing, though. In fact, the 15 minutes of end credits were one of the highlights of the time spent while the disc spun round. He’s explaining why they’re doing these dangerous stunts, but whatever he waffled went straight over my head. This film was a handful of preposterous, part-CGI action scenes separated by a lot of pondering by the pontificating, mumbling Ramirez about the aforementioned Ozaki Eight and ‘giving back to the Earth what was taken from it’, along with his meatheaded, big-bearded friends. Johnny Utah shows off his stick-on tattoos. Ray Winstone softens his Cockney accent a tad as the former Gary Busey character, Pappas. Utah must infiltrate their gang in order to, seemingly, have a tattoo-off, given how much ridiculous junk is scrawled all over both of their bodies. And like that game, one of them is going to overplay their hand and fall to their death. Talking of which, Utah is also an extreme sports bonehead, as shown in a pre-credits sequence where him and a friend are riding their bikes across perilous peaks, like something out of Trials Fusion. In this one, they surf (while living clean) and also take part in every type of extreme sport known to man, hence why they’re trying to complete the Ozaki Eight, an octet of live-or-die high-octane challenges for complete and utter dickheads with a death wish. Led by Bodhi ( Edgar Ramírez, in a role first portrayed by the late Patrick Swayze), the original movie saw them as a bunch of pot-smoking and boozing surfers. In fact, I don’t think they ever had a name, but they are basically Robin Hood robbers, stealing from the rich and giving to the poor. Point Break 2015 is another of those entities that didn’t need to be remade, very much like Dad’s Army and Ghostbusters as well as countless others over the recent past.Ĭharisma-vacuum Luke Bracey does his Chris-Hemsworth-as-gawpy look as FBI Agent Johnny Utah (originally played by Keanu Reeves) as he looks to take down a gang of baddies who (for one slight deviation from the original) do NOT call themselves The Ex-Presidents.
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